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Chino and Homeboy
It finally happened. **The Dick Episode.** This week on the Chino & Homeboy Podcast, Sacrilegious Sunday goes exactly where you’d expect—and then somehow keeps finding new places to go. We start with the ever-expanding vocabulary surrounding sex and sexuality, linguistic gymnastics, genital preferences, sodomy, and the birth of a brand-new sexual orientation: the painfully conventional **Orthodosite**. From there, we get into RFK Jr.’s unexpected claim to the “Throat Goat” crown, consent and sexual-assault discourse online, why men may be increasingly reluctant to cold-approach women, and how social media outrage is changing the way people interact with each other. Then it’s off to Torrance for massage-parlor stings, prostitution, human trafficking, and whether legalization would make the industry safer. That naturally sends us overseas to Japanese Soaplands, sexless marriages, outsourced sex, a very angry sailor in Thailand, and the cultural economics of getting your dick wet. And then—we finally enter **Dick Mode**. Largest medically verified penises. Jonah Falcon. Japan’s biggest JAV performers. Vasectomies and “clearing the chamber.” Cooling your balls. Elephant dicks. Questionable penis-enlargement techniques. Micropenis dating advice. Somehow, actual relationship discussion emerges from all of this. Finally, we close out with the Deadpool: recent deaths, a footballer struck by lightning, congressional term limits, a fatal medevac crash during a military GPS-jamming exercise, Rosie the Riveter, Hollywood character actors, shout-outs, and the usual completely dignified Chino & Homeboy goodbye. **WARNING:** Explicit language, explicit sexual discussion, offensive jokes, questionable advice, and three grown men being allowed unsupervised access to the internet. **CHAPTERS** 00:00 – Welcome to the Dick Episode 02:00 – Redefining Gay, Lesbian & the Birth of the Orthodosite 23:18 – RFK Jr. vs. the Throat Goat 26:56 – Consent, Sexual Assault Claims & the Death of the Cold Approach 44:00 – Massage Parlors, Prostitution & Human Trafficking 54:50 – Japanese Soaplands, Sexless Marriages & Outsourcing Sex 1:01:51 – The Thailand Massage Mix-Up & Sailor Stories 1:07:54 – Comic-Con, Sexual Attention & the Double Standard Debate 1:23:21 – Biggest Dicks, Jonah Falcon & Japan’s JAV Heavyweights 1:36:40 – Vasectomies, Recovery & Clearing the Chamber 1:47:35 – Elephant Sex, Penis Enlargement & Micropenis Dating Advice 2:01:22 – The Deadpool, Term Limits & the Military GPS Crash 2:10:11 – Shout-Outs & Closing Bullshit #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience
Podcast Ep291 Sticky Fingers
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Welcome back to the **Chino & Homeboy Podcast** for another thoroughly inappropriate Sacrilegious Sunday. This episode begins with Donald Trump allegedly committing chemical warfare against everyone standing behind him, then takes a sharp turn into lesbian nightlife, stud economics, dating expectations, ankle monitors, imaginary penis adjustments, and the eternal question: **Who pays when everybody involved is the “man”?** From there, we wade into the internet debate over straight women refusing to date bisexual men, whether personal sexual preferences automatically qualify as “phobic,” lesbian attitudes toward bisexual women, pansexual relationship boundaries, and why—according to this podcast—everybody eventually ends up a little gay. Then the show gets considerably more serious. We examine organizations claiming to monitor online speech, criticism of Israel, employment blacklists, cooperation with law enforcement, the difference between criticizing a government and attacking a people, freedom of speech, flag burning, and America’s increasingly strange relationship with its supposed allies. The second half becomes a full-scale argument over DUI laws, drunk-driving statistics, field sobriety tests, questionable arrests, police incentives, civil asset forfeiture, planted evidence, inadequate training, and whether enforcement has become a profitable racket that rewards officers for treating ordinary citizens like criminals. And yes—the promised penis content finally arrives. We discuss viral testicle stories, the legendary piece of equipment that allegedly retired a porn performer, giant nude models, traumatic art classes, condom politics in pornography, and the physical limitations of the human body. We close with Deadpool stories involving heroic teenagers, questionable snake videos, fake military footage, fallen artists, the dangers of nature, and an unexpectedly nerdy breakdown of *He-Man*, *Mortal Kombat*, *Street Fighter*, and Dan Hibiki. This episode is wildly NSFW and should not be played near children, coworkers, clergy, commanding officers, or anyone with a functioning human-resources department. 📚 **The Adventures of Chino & Homeboy** is available on Amazon. Check the links in the show notes. Like, subscribe, share the show, and join the homies in the comments. #ChinoAndHomeboy #Podcast #SacrilegiousSunday #ComedyPodcast #NSFWPodcast #VeteranPodcast #DatingDebates #PoliceReform #FreeSpeech #Deadpool **CHAPTERS** 00:00 Opening chaos and Trump’s alleged stench 09:09 Lesbian dating, stud economics and who pays 29:06 Biphobia, bisexual men and dating preferences 01:06:49 Political surveillance, Israel criticism and free speech 01:34:04 DUI laws, police overreach and the arrest racket 02:31:37 Penis facts, pornography and nude-model trauma 02:58:24 Deadpool, dangerous animals and fake viral footage #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience
Podcast Ep290 United States of Israel
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Another Sacrilegious Sunday begins with one innocent cup of coffee—and immediately descends into woke milk, Soy Boys, gorilla anatomy and the scientific discovery of **Hemo Goblins**. Chino, Homeboy and Hate Jones investigate questionable internet body maps, suspicious influencer proportions, AI-generated women, stolen Black creator content and the physics behind weapon sounds recreated with ass claps. From there, Elon Musk’s proposed AI version of *The Odyssey* launches a full debate over Christopher Nolan’s movie, its casting backlash, conflicting reviews, sound design, runtime and box-office math. The second half delivers the Gospel of Loving a Whore, lessons from *Love After Lockup*, kinky history, autistic dating, consent, body-language confusion, ghosting and the question of how much of your real self should be revealed in a relationship. The crew also examines active-shooter self-defense, coed military squad push-ups, one baseball player’s catastrophic testicular injury, the grammatical warfare surrounding “Date Rapists Love Abortion,” a dangerously close grizzly encounter, a MANPAD warning at LaGuardia Airport, the weekly Deadpool and the legendary career of Delta Force operator Mike Vining. This episode contains explicit language, adult topics, dark humor and several conversations no respectable podcast would ever attempt. Like the episode, subscribe to the channel and join the foolishness in the comments. **The Adventures of Chino & Homeboy** is available on Amazon. Link in the show notes. #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #SacrilegiousSunday **TIMECODES** 00:00 Woke Milk, Soy Boys & Hemo Goblins 13:29 Global Breast Sizes & Influencer Investigation 24:32 Weapon Sounds, AI Fakes & Stolen Content 36:21 Elon Musk and Christopher Nolan’s *The Odyssey* 58:47 The Gospel of Loving a Whore 1:13:31 Kinky History 1:16:08 Autistic Dating, Consent & Reading Signals 1:23:28 Online Dating, Phone Calls & Ghosting 1:36:27 How Real Should You Be in a Relationship? 1:40:31 Active-Shooter Self-Defense & Ballistics 1:50:23 Coed Military Squad Push-Ups 1:53:52 Baseball’s Ruptured-Testicle Nightmare 2:11:38 “Date Rapists Love Abortion” Grammar War 2:19:53 Woman vs. Grizzly Bear 2:26:48 MANPAD Alert at LaGuardia Airport 2:29:29 The Deadpool Roundup 2:41:59 Mike Vining: Delta Force’s Most Terrifying Nerd #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience
Podcast Ep289 Soy Boys and HemoGoblins
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