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Chino and Homeboy
Sacrilegious Sunday is back, and apparently today is MAGA Day, Ho Day, relationship-advice day, sex-ed day and whatever the hell else happens when Chino, Homeboy and H8 Jones are allowed near microphones for two hours. We start with the viral “Body Count Reset Center” story out of Bali and immediately recognize the obvious business opportunity: spiritually resetting your sexual history with officially blessed Chino & Homeboy holy water, wine spritzers and other completely legitimate products that absolutely will not end with us being sued. Then we meet a woman who says she slept in her ex-boyfriend’s bed while in a new relationship because staying beside the drunk ex who kept trying to hook up with her felt safer than walking home alone. We have questions. A lot of questions. From there, the show wanders into sexual technique, MMA positions that apparently double as bedroom instruction, whether taint size says anything about male fertility, and another important example of the internet doing the Lord’s work. Then things get political when we react to a Mitch McConnell clip and ask whether Washington has finally crossed the line from elderly abuse into full-blown Republican necromancy. Next up: attraction, transgender women, T.S. Madison’s stories from sex work, blue pills, charging extra for the nut, Chinese theories about sexual energy, and exactly how much your life force is worth on the open market. After that we tackle a list of places women supposedly don’t want to go on first dates. Cheesecake Factory? Coffee? Bowling? Waffle House? Church?! That turns into an actual debate about dating strategy, how much money you should spend on someone you barely know, and Homeboy’s “Elevation Technique”: start cheap, see whether you actually enjoy each other, and escalate the date from there. We also get into jealousy, wedding rings as social proof, married men getting more attention, and why sometimes being funny creates problems you absolutely were not trying to create. Finally, another dating-app video launches a debate over when sexual conversation is appropriate, whether modern dating has made everybody terrified of everybody else, why rejection is part of the game, and whether the comment section has accidentally created the female equivalent of incels. Then it’s time for Deadpool. Because eventually everybody gets called up. CHAPTERS 0:00 Show Intro & Sacrilegious Sunday 3:57 The $1,000 Body Count Reset & Our Holy Water Business 16:26 She Slept in Her Ex’s Bed… for Safety?! 39:52 Sex Education, MMA Positions & the Internet Doing the Lord’s Work 47:27 Does Taint Size Affect Fertility? 49:49 Mitch McConnell & Republican Necromancy 54:14 Trans Attraction, T.S. Madison & Charging Extra for the Nut 1:03:47 Worst First-Date Spots & the “Elevation Technique” 1:39:25 Dating Apps, Sexual Boundaries & the Femcel Debate 1:54:46 Deadpool: This Week’s Departed #DarkHumor #Dating #Relationships #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience
Podcast Ep298 MAGA Day!!!
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Episode 297 goes off the rails almost immediately. Chino starts the show by explaining how he damn near got killed by his own SUV, and somehow that leads us into lingam massages, tantric “healing,” and the important philosophical question nobody asked us to answer: what the hell is the difference between a kink and a fetish? From there, the Short Bus takes the scenic route through the FBI hiring controversy, an alleged herpes incident at Arby’s, contaminated hand soap, breasts that literally won’t stop growing, IVF consent and fertility-clinic screwups, and a surprisingly serious conversation about why helping somebody and hurting somebody can both feel good for completely different reasons. Then we meet a millionaire widow who allegedly lost nearly $6 million after hiring a male escort, falling in love with him, and apparently deciding Pretty Woman needed a real-world sequel. And then there’s HYROX Beijing. One competitor. One race. One catastrophic gastrointestinal decision. And an absolutely heroic refusal to stop shitting and competing at the same time. We get into the biohazard, the sponsors, the organizers, the apology, the other competitors, and exactly where “never quit” probably needs to become “please go to the bathroom.” Finally, Deadpool closes out the show as we pay respects, butcher names, destroy sacred cows, and discuss the NBC4 helicopter crash and the deadly Los Angeles Metro bus collision it was covering. Three-plus hours of Chino, Homeboy, Hey Jones, bad decisions, questionable science, dark humor, legitimate conversations buried underneath complete nonsense, and the usual refusal to leave any sacred cow unmolested. Welcome aboard. CHAPTERS 0:00 Cold Open & Show Intro 3:27 Chino Almost Gets Killed by His Own SUV 11:42 Lingam Massage & the Tantric Massage Loophole 28:33 Kink vs. Fetish & the “Synergy” AI Rabbit Hole 51:41 FBI Hiring Standards & the Bestiality Controversy 1:11:31 Arby’s Herpes Story & Food Safety 1:14:27 How the Hell Does Soap Get Contaminated? 1:26:59 Macromastia: When Breasts Won’t Stop Growing 1:35:59 Who Owns Your Jizz? IVF Consent & Fertility Clinic Screwups 1:44:37 Helping vs. Hurting: Which One Feels Better? 2:03:04 The Millionaire Widow & the $6 Million Gigolo Scam 2:31:55 The HYROX Beijing Literal Shitshow 2:54:40 Deadpool: This Week’s Departed 3:03:26 NBC4 Helicopter Crash & the Deadly LA Bus Collision #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience
Podcast Ep297 FBI Gone Wild | MAGA Loves Bestiality and Cousins
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Happy 9/11, assholes. It’s another Sacrilegious Sunday, and absolutely nothing is sacred. This week, Chino and Homeboy bounce from sex, relationships, and questionable life advice into celebrity cheating, divorce, testosterone, circumcision, rejection, conspiracy rabbit holes, and enough 9/11 talk to get everybody placed on at least one government watchlist. We get into the internet’s obsession with women’s bodies, a woman claiming anal sex can fix your chakras, the supposed “rule of thumb” for penetrative orgasms, the circumcision debate, a Christian who somehow failed at an orgy, and what testosterone did to one woman’s sex drive and view of monogamy. Then we hit cheating, closure with exes, marriage as a financial contract, green cards, divorce, Jeff Bezos rumors, Pokémon Go’s strange connection to CIA-backed mapping technology, rejection and pain, Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories, 9/11 conspiracy rabbit holes, and our own memories of where we were when the towers were hit. And because three hours apparently wasn’t enough bullshit, we finish with the Deadpool. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy is available on Amazon. 00:00 Intro, 9/11 & No Sacred Cows 13:14 Body Scrutiny & the “Fat Vagina” Debate 24:33 Anal Sex, Chakras & “Energy Healing” 33:50 The Orgasm “Rule of Thumb” 36:51 Circumcision Debate 47:44 A Christian Walks Into an Orgy 50:35 Testosterone, Sex Drive & the Gender Wars 1:00:29 Cheating, Celebrity Divorce & Closure 1:19:29 Marriage, Money, Green Cards & Divorce 1:36:28 Conspiracy Corner: Bezos, Pokémon Go & CIA Mapping 1:42:13 Rejection, Pain & Relationship Psychology 1:58:03 Charlie Kirk Conspiracy Theories 2:09:35 The 9/11 Conspiracy Rabbit Hole 2:26:22 Where We Were on 9/11 2:44:04 The Deadpool 3:01:23 Outro #ChinoAndHomeboy #ComedyPodcast #LatinoPodcast #FilipinoPodcast #Looksmaxing #OnlyFans #PodcastClips #DarkComedy #InternetCulture #18PlusComedy #Drake #BadBunny #TaylorSwift #FilipinoCulture #SpiderFighting 👍 Like, comment, subscribe if you rock with the chaos. 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the next drop. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy https://a.co/d/c5wz55x Stream Yard https://streamyard.com/pal/c/5711988960919552 King of Chaos Coffee: https://kingofchaoscoffeeco.com/ Merch Store: https://chinohomeboy.bigcartel.com/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9yKmCI6seZWDWpq_oD2jCA Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chinoandhomeboy/ Produced & Animated by Sabino Cruz Chino & Homeboy Created by Sabino Cruz & Phillip Ezpeleta Font: "Luckiest Guy" Astigmatic One Eye Typographic Institute Cover Art: Alston Novak Song "Pirate Mutiny" by The Sovereigns #chinoandhomeboy #joerogan #joeroganexperience
Podcast Ep296 Happy 9/11
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